I called my senators and left the following message.
End the shutdown over Trump’s wasteful wall. The Senate needs to vote on re-opening the government now, with no strings attached! Democrats and republicans agreed on a funding bill that included money for border security but did not include money for the wall. The shut down is the result of a temper tantrum by Trump over the lack of a wall. Therefore, this shut down is Trump’s fault. It needs to end now.
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