This is now one of my favorite songs.

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq: I’ve No More F***s To Give!
Source: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

Lyrics

I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success

But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt

I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but
It’s been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I
Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks to give!

Written and performed by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.
Performed at Boyds of Bedford – November 2nd – 2018

This is exactly how I have felt for the last many moons.

Originally shared by Curt Thompson on Google+.

Where to find my Google+ profile after the pluspocalypse.

I created a new website on WordPress.com to serve as a backup of my Google+ Profile. That way, I will not loose any of my Google+ posts #AfterThePluspocalypse. My new website is https://BenKeyGPlus.wordpress.com/.

I created the new website using the Google+ Exporter found at https://medium.com/google-plus-exporter.

I highly recommend this application. It runs on GNU/Linux, Mac OS X, and Microsoft Windows.

I have seen some outrageous descriptions of women.

I have seen some outrageous descriptions of women. For example, she has breasts so large they enter the room a minute before she does.

Is this actually possible?

Lets assume she is walking at standard speed, which is about 3.1 miles an hour. Thus the following equation can be used to calculate the size of her breasts.

l = (5280 * 3.1) / 60

l = 272.8

Thus, her breasts would have to be 272.8 feet long. That would be impossible.

Cry baby Donnie Trumplestiltskin does not seem to understand exactly who owns the forests in California.

Cry baby Donnie Trumplestiltskin does not seem to understand exactly who owns the forests in California.

  • 57%: Federal agencies (including the USDA Forest Service and USDI Bureau of Land Management and National Park Service).
  • 40%: Families, Native American tribes, or companies.
  • 3%: State and local agencies including CalFire, local open space, park and water districts and land trusts

To summarize, the Federal Government owns most of the forest land in California! Therefore, if the forest fires are the result of mismanagement, it is the Federal Government’s fault.

So, Donnie Trumplestiltskin is threatening to punish a state for the actions of the Federal Government!

All hail Lord Dampnut!

For more information on who exactly owns the forests in California see California Forests.

Trump tells FEMA not to send more money to California for forest fires.